It's the most wonderful time of the year

I don't know about y'all but, Christmas music drives me to drink and eat. It doesn't help that half of all Christmas songs involve eating or drinking. Usually both. Let's see...

Christmas Song goes "Chestnuts roasting over an open fire" (Hot nuts. I said it)

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: "She'd been drinking too much eggnog, and we begged her not to go, but she forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow..." (you should never mix eggnog with moonshine)

12 Days of Christmas: "8 maids a-milking, 3 french hens, and a partridge in a pear tree" (there were more animals but none really good for eating as most are too gamey or refuse to be caught, like a leaping lord)

The Grinch: "You're a bad banana with a greasy peel (ooo yummy! Two please!)

Good King Wenceslas: "Bring me flesh and bring me wine." (excuse me, what? is the swiss chef cooking again?)

Here we come a-wassailing: "Bring us out a moldy cheese, and some of your Christmas loaf" (normally when a wassailing is bad you throw tomatoes, during Christmas though, it is moldy cheese and Christmas loaf which i think is fruitcake and really hurts when you are hit by it!)

Hanukkah song: "Eat your latkes, yum, yum, yum" (potato pancakes really are yum)

So enjoy the songs, the food and most importantly the drink!